SHELF LIFE

YOU ARE A SHELF-LIFE SHAMAN IN A PARALLEL WORLD WHERE SHAMANISM, RECOGNISING THE COMMERCIAL CREEP INTO MORTALITY AND DEATH RITUALS, HAS SANCTIONED THE RETRIEVAL OF FOOD FROM DEATH’S FORECOURTS —REVERSING THE CLOCK ON FOOD PAST ITS EXPIRATION DATE,  MAKING IT LEGAL TO SELL, PROBABLY SAFE TO EAT AND, MAYBE, TASTY AGAIN